Favourite Gilded Blue Theft Character(s)
Tough Snaps Ace Investigator (Ginger-breadman)
Oranna (Recovering Fox Musician)
Serelotte Goldie (Shewpog, Second Wife of Goldie)
Gildenstan Goldie (Shewpog, Filthy Rich)
Killer Sausages
Snoway (Snowman Flunky #1, A bodyguard of Serelotte)
Snohum (Fancy Snowman from Chapter 7, A Servant of the Goldies)
Travitas (Stern Suited Owl from Chapter 7, A head Servant of the Goldies, a family man)
Wrute Pushpaw (A bear minion of the Goldies, kind of terse)
Tir Flaya (Handler Cook)
The Niard (Eternal Thief)
Dalbert Bluvert (Brother-in-law to Gildenstand, A Shewpog, not a Frog)
Glory Goldie (Shewpog Fashionista, and definitely not possessed by clothes)
Vreed Goldie (Shewpog, Dead as Disco)
Golbassy Goldie (Shewpog, Really into books, no really)
Habi (A living robe that thinks)
Gorm Goldie (Shewpog, A big cheaty face)
Gagger Goldie (Shewpog, did he even get any lines? Well he'd just spend them lying)
Gordon Goldie (Shewpog Hunter, doesn't cope well with family murders)
Gail Goldie (Shewpog, she tried to help)
Gilgamush Goldie (Shewpog, Totally Legitimate)
Kyat Bluvert (Shewpog, Wife of Dalbert, yes she exists)
Goldie's Gargoyles (Rather nice people actually)
Grupal (Magic Sword, not actually a person)
Last Sight Ramaros (Baghead, Hunter, has nasty habits)
Dubious Blue Blob Barkeep (???)
Duum (The Drinking Armour from Chapter 11)
Hammer (Explodahead Adventurer)
Madog (A well trained she-pilldog)
Sabin (Blokkit, trapped in some unpleasant dimension)
Haumpellex (Summoned entity from the Jaurkaz Dimension, a pretty unpleasant place)
Rostafan (Rebcubre, does a mean barbecue, generally likeable)
Wald (A parsnip, nervous around non-vegetables, roommate of Rostafan)
Tanika (A cool cucumber, nominal friend of Wald)
Zoy (Bat, not so great at flying, part of the swipewings batgang)
Davis (A turnip earthbeater, he is a bit mean)
Eadam (Horse, has a dandruff problem, makes good casserole)
Mobby (Rebcubre, Part of Eadam's Gang, Quite excitable)
Alfreed (Bat, Part of Eadam's Gang wears armour, fears he might not be cool)
Black Blunt Tall/B2T (Rock, Part of Eadam's Gang, Actually wants to start a comedy routine with Mobby)
Sachserime/Sachs (Ginger-bread woman, Part of Eadam's Gang, easily amused)
Heed (Blokkit, Part of Eadam's Gang, His mother could never tell him from his brother)
Hood (Blokkit, Part of Eadam's Gang, His mother could never tell him from his brother)
Mephant (Belt Merchant Hobbist, not really present in the story)
Grongol the Great (The Warrior of Warriors, not really present in the story)
Mama Viggs (Blokkit, Mistress of the Mauve Beanbag, terrible taste in literature, has good hair)
The Setlerlung/Set (One of a Kind, Was a bouncer for the Mauve Beanbag)
Hobblewart (Rebcubre, bouncer for the Mauve Beanbag, not the brightest)
Scuttlings (Fruits of the Vase Fern)
Duke Tryrune (A writer who gave into despair when he found people actually liked his terrible book)
Galaham (A badly written character from 'I Cannot Believe My Darling Ate My Kingdom')
Hin (A badly written character from 'I Cannot Believe My Darling Ate My Kingdom')
Safegolem (It is a golem, it supposedly keeps things safe)
Inkworms (One of the problems with making books via magic)
The Mass of Forgotten Paperwork (It is kind of lonely actually, eating people is not a good solution)
Monochrome (The Masked Crusader of Truth, definitely not some other fox)
Lumpen Stu (Malformed batch sibling of Tough Snaps)
The Spinning Gem Top (Just a Gem Top)
The Two Golems (Gemmask Jee actually made them when he was bored one evening)
Gebids (Googly Eyed Dizzy Birds)
Honest Lak (A curiously rectangular blokkit, employee of Gemmask Jee)
Gemmask Jee (Shewpog, Owner of the Spinning Gem Top, likes circle magic and bowls)
Disco Orbs (Requirement for traditional elconic disco, keep body away from teeth)