Who Should Be The August 2019 AoTM?

Get ready for a month of my melodic tunes. Get you Prozac prescriptions filled.

And the winner is?

Come see me for your shots first. Yea, you two.

Hey, you two want to hook up?

I wrote a song about you two hooligans, or cretins, or misfits, or urchins, they all apply, "Shoplifters of the World Unite." And yes, "My Girlfriend is In A Coma." Makes sex and a meaningful relationship kind of difficult.

Yes he is a perv, I've heard rumors.

B@st@rd cat that is.

Cor Blimey! Moz the Mope is leading by 4 votes over Uncle Al and the Mish. I'll blame the cat and its 9 votes.

He also said Coming. Moz is a perv.. that's cool.

He said Bust. Fire.. Fire.. Fire

Nashville or bust, get me a hat. I'm coming baby

I rulz

Ministry will win and my favorite album “With Sympathy” will play over and over.

BTW, Moz, when you planning to play Nashville? A three week residence would be superb, especially if you wear a cowboy hat.

I think I'm in the wrong comments section. Anyone here seen the Opry? Laters.

And finally. Did you know that I performed on Broadway and received rave reviews, further cementing my legendary status.

I'm not sure I want you guys riding my coattails. I am the one and only Morrissey, responsible for the darkness and morose state of being I cause to the individuals who listen to my screeching, err, music. You can be my entourage though.

I'm back and in baby. Make that 3/4. Hard to get more air play than we already receive on FA, but can't ignore the honor of being the AOTM.

Great, now we have 2/4 of a Smiths reunion.

Hey chaps, check out the tally. Don't rule out this old fart and my backup opening act Missing Persons. Nice to hear from you Girl Friend in Tacoma.

Hey Bob, I heard your next show will be called This Old Ho, featuring a different fixer-upper each week.

I had a girlfriend in Tacoma once. I never let her make any guest appearances on my PBS Show, This Old House - but maybe on my next show, This Old Skank.

Ask Girlfriend in Tacoma, she would know, the skank that she is.

Uh...Mission UK... is that like that missionary position in England? That would be cool.

Say what you will, I'm just chuffed that the Smiffs wrote a song about me.

I think the incidence of self harm increased to record levels that weekend.

Yeah! You ingrates remember the time our man Moz sold out the LA Forum in Fifteen minutes?!?

Really? Zero votes? The more you ignore me, the closer I get.